I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory (1932 - )
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Irish Proverb
I don't like green Christmases. They're not green—they're just nasty faded browns and grays.
L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908
Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening1, seldom sinful, and permanently2 personal.
Lenore Hershey
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple (1928 - )
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Thomas Tusser
