[00:02.10]- You gotta trust me, all right? - I trust you. -你要相信我 -我相信你
[00:05.34]All right, here. Come on, come on. Keep up. 来，快点，跟上来
[00:09.31]Dad, when’s Mom coming back? 妈妈几时会回来？
[00:12.81]Dad, when’s Mom coming back? 爸，妈妈几时会回来？
[00:15.22]I don’t know, Christopher. 我不知道
[00:17.79]Dad, listen to this. 爸，你听哦
[00:19.92]One day, a man was drowning in the water. 有一个人快淹死了
[00:23.59]And a boat came by and said, "Do you need any help?" 一艘船经过说： “你要我救你吗？”
[00:26.26]He said, "No, thank you. God will save me." 他说： “不用 ，上帝会救我”
[00:28.80]Then another boat came by. Said, "Do you need any help?" 又一艘船经过说： “你要我救你吗？”
[00:32.20]And he said, "No, thank you. God will save me." 他说： “不用 ，上帝会救我”
[00:34.77]Then he drowned, and he went to heaven. 最后他被淹死 上了天堂
[00:37.11]And he said, "God, why didn’t you save me?" 他说： “上帝，你为什么不救我？”
[00:40.54]And God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy1." 上帝说： “我派了两艘船去救你了”
[00:45.35]Do you like it? 很好笑吧？
[00:46.98]Yeah, that’s very funny, man. Give me your hand. 是很好笑，牵住我的手
[00:55.72]- Thank you very much, sir. - Yes, sir. -真是谢谢你 -不客气
