[02:02.72]Im carrying a loaded weapon. 我有佩带手枪 [02:05.20]or I am gonna beat the crap out of them! 不然我要痛扁他们 [02:05.28]Are you experiencing any flu-like symptoms? Aching joints 6 ? Fever? 你有没有感冒的症状？...

[00:45.24]- Sorry that were bugging 1 you. - Do you have my backpack? 我的背包呢？ [00:48.64]- Come on, hon. Lets go. - Oh, its in the kitchen. 在厨房 [01:05.72]Oh, yes. Okay. Okay. 太好了，好耶 [01:10.44]- Yeah. - Your moms s...

[04:44.04]- Okay! - Aftershock! Aftershock! 这是余震，是余震！ [04:44.44]- Okay! - Aftershock! Aftershock! 这是余震，是余震！ [04:46.32]Oh, I hate these. 超讨厌的 [04:47.20]- Hey, the lights are back on. - Hide? What?...

[03:47.08]No, what light? What? Theres no light, Dad! Theres no light! 什么灯？没有灯啦 [03:48.68]You got two lights in your hand! Thats what it is. 你拿了两只手电筒 [03:49.08]- Maybe it bounced... - There was light under the...

[02:42.88]Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now! 老婆！老婆，快躲到桌子底下 赶快躲起来 [02:46.76]How did you get over there so fast? 你的动作怎么这么快？ [02:49.36]Wow! That was tingly...

[01:47.52]Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed right here and now its gone. 我看到幽浮 本来在这里，现在不见了 [01:52.44]My mopeds under there, man! Whos gonna pay for that? 我的机车被压扁，谁要赔钱呀？ [01:55.52]Sam?...

[00:46.40]Where are they? No, no, no, no, no. 眼镜在哪里？不是吧 [00:52.96]Come on, come on. 快点 [00:57.72]- What? What is this? - Time is short. 什么？ 时间紧迫 [01:01.52]- They really want those glasses. - Come on. What...

[04:46.68]Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God! 不要，魔汁，别惹机器人 [04:49.56]- Oh, wet. - No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy! 讨厌，湿湿的 不...不... [04:51.12]Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo. This is Mojo. Hes a pet of mine. 住手，...

[03:44.32]No, no, I dont want you to strain yourself. 不用，别那么辛苦 [03:46.12]No, no, I wont strain myself, Dad. 一点都不辛苦 [03:49.40]- Ill do it. - It would hurt my feelings if you do it. 让我来吧 不然我会内疚 [...

[02:54.84]- What does he think it is? - He thinks its a military experiment. 他认为那是什么？ 他认为那是军事实验 [02:55.84]- What a knucklehead. - Yeah, well, I think its a plane. 真是个白痴 我认为那是飞机 [03:01...