《拜见岳父大人》电影台词（30）

[00:05.96]N-n-no, it was rare. It was a little rare for my taste, 是，是不够熟 对我来说生了点儿
[00:10.88]but I...I wouldn't... 不过...我...
[00:11.80]I'm just kidding. I'm just... Ok. 我只是开玩笑...
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[00:16.96]Relax, relax. The needles are jumping. 放松，放松，针在狂跳
[00:20.64]Have you ever watched pornographic videos? 你看过色情录影带吗？
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[00:29.68]No. 没有
[00:34.68]- I mean, well, I don't... - Yes or no? - 我的意思是... - 到底看过没有？
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[00:52.92]What's the matter, you can't sleep? 什么事？睡不着吗？
[00:55.72]No, I'm just going over my answers 不，我在回想我刚才的回答
[00:59.44]from the polygraph test your dad gave me. 你爸刚用测谎机测试我
[01:00.48]- Oh, no, he didn't? - Yeah, he did. - 天呀，不会吧 - 是的
[01:02.68]Well, did you lie to him? 你对他说谎了吗？
[01:06.28]No! I mean... Well, he asked me if we were living together, I... 没有！我是说... 他问我们同居了没有...
[01:09.44]What did you tell him? 你是怎么说的？
[01:11.76]Nothing. Your mother walked in and I yanked the thingies off. 我还没说，你妈进来了
[01:16.20]Would you react like this if he shoved¹ bamboo shoots up my nails? 他用竹子扎我指甲 你也这样反应吗？
[01:19.36]Or does he hook² all your boyfriends up to his little machine? 还是他对你所有的男友 都用测谎机？
[01:25.24]He doesn't need a machine. He's a human lie detector³. 他不用机器 他本身就是测谎机
[01:28.92]My father was never in the rare flower business. 阿基，我爸爸从不是什么花商