《拜见岳父大人》电影台词（22）

[04:24.60]Cat. 猫
[04:25.36]A cat? 猫？
[04:28.64]I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story? 我挤过一只猫的奶，想听吗？
[04:33.00]Sure. 想
[04:34.44]My sister had a cat and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. 我妹妹有一只猫 生了一窝小猫
[04:39.76]There must have been 30 of them. 有三十多只
[04:40.96]There was this runt, this sweet little, 其中最小的一只
[04:43.96]Little-Engine-That-Could runt who could... 那只可爱的小猫...
[04:47.12]Wanted to get up there but couldn't really get access to the... 想去吃奶，可挤不上...
[04:52.60]To the...uh...teat. 靠不上...奶头
[04:52.68]Teat? 奶头？
[04:54.16]Dad. 爸爸
[04:56.20]What have you. I went in and just simply... 我走过去，干脆...
[00:01.64]You know, just... 你知道，干脆...
[00:05.20]Into a little saucer. 放入一只小碟中
[00:08.32]And then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto. 然后拿着小碟喂他...
[00:11.48]That was his name. Geppetto. 哲柏杜，我给它起的名字
[00:13.20]I had...I had no idea you could milk a cat. 我不知道...猫也可以挤奶
[00:18.84]You can milk anything with nipples. 任何奶头都可以挤奶
[00:23.24]I have nipples. Could you milk me? 我有奶头，你可以挤吗？
[00:26.72]Ok, can we change the subject, perhaps? 好了，爸，谈别的好吗？
[00:30.56]Oh, champagne¹! I thought we could celebrate with some bubbly. 香槟！我们可以喝香槟来庆祝