《功夫熊猫》电影台词（27）

[01:10.92]- What?  - Nothing... Master Shifu. 干嘛?  没什么 你像师父
[01:16.44]Never be the Dragon Warrior unless you  lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! 你成不了神龙大侠  除非你减四百多斤肉  天天刷牙
[01:22.52]What is that noise you're making?  Laughter? l never heard of it! 你发什么怪声?  笑声?  我从来没听过
[01:24.52]Work hard,panda,and maybe someday... 好好练  熊猫  没准哪天
[01:27.16]...you will have ears like mine. 你会长出像我一样的耳朵
[01:32.16]That's good. 你真逗
[01:34.16]Ears. lt's not working for you?  l thought they were pretty good. 耳朵  不好笑吗? 挺好玩的
[01:37.12]lt's Shifu! 是师父
[01:38.92]Of course it's Shifu.  What do you think l'm doing? 当然是师父  我还能模仿谁?
[01:42.48]Master Shifu! 哦  是师父啊
[01:46.00]You think this is funny? 你们觉得这好玩?
[01:50.08]Tai Lung has escaped  and you're acting⁴ like children! 大龙从牢里逃出来了  你们还在这儿胡闹
[01:52.68]- What?  - He is coming for the Dragon Scroll⁵, 什么?   他是来抢神龙秘笈的
[01:53.72]and you are the only one  who can stop him. 而你是唯一能阻止他的
[01:59.88]And l was saying  you got no sense of humor⁶. 我刚才还说你不会幽默啦
[02:04.68]l'm gonna... stop Tai Lung. 我要阻止大龙
[02:05.16]What? You're serious? And l have to...? 你没开玩笑吧? 我要...哦 不
[02:11.96]Master Oogway will stop him,like he did before. 乌龟大师会阻止他  就像他上次那样
[02:12.12]Oogway cannot! 乌龟大师办不到
[02:14.28]Not anymore. 他不在了